Phase 1
You are listening to Stevie Wonder
(Your first day at work and all is fine and great)
Phase 2
You are listening to HOUSE music
(After a while you are so busythat you are not sure if you coming or going anymore)
Phase 3
You are listening to Metal
(This is what you feel like at month end)
Phase 4
You are listening to Hip Hop
(You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation)
Phase 5
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
(After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a "good hair day" feels like as you just fall outof bed and load up oncaffeine!!)
And Finally
Phase 6 kicks in
You are listening to Techno(on Ecstasy)
The truth -(how all employees end up eventually....ha ha ha)
